Original Release: XMunkki / 2003 / PC
This is, to my knowledge, the world’s only competitive titty slapping simulator.
Frontal Assault (PC, XMunkki, 2003)
Where to Buy: Freeware – (Official site)
Review by: Master-B
Train, hone and demonstrate your titty-slapping skills in this amateur freeware game created for some perverted competition somewhere in Europe in 2003 or something.
You can choose your tiddies in either covered or bare format, though either way they’re pretty disturbing (representing the finest in early 2000s budget rendering). The game is a basic arcadey affair somewhat akin to a rhythm game, with icons floating down from the top of the screen that have to be satisfied by manipulating the titty in question before they hit bottom.
You have three techniques that are diagrammed out for you at the start of each new game – the swing, bounce and helicopter. While they’re seemingly pretty simple, the jello physics flailing of the tiddies once put in motion make it difficult to execute them in a timely manner sometimes. You must sometimes first calm the wildly swinging tiddy with equal and opposite forces before properly executing the requested technique.
It’s actually kinda a bit of dumb fun, but the tiddy physics and the controls are a little too fussy for it to be really enjoyable. Would help if the tids didn’t look frightening as well.
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