Original Release: Hacker International, 1989, MSX
Other Releases: Famicom Disk (1990)
An extremely shitty sh’mup that tries to entice you with anime nudes
Bishoujo Control (Famicom Disk, Hacker International, 1990)
Where to Buy: ebay
How to Emulate: coming soon!
Review by: Master-B
You could make a strong case that this is the worst sh’mup ever made. The action is scrunched and confined into a square on the left side of the screen, you can only take one hit and only get one life, there are lengthy load-in and load-out segments between games that seem to serve no purpose but playing irritating music, the enemies can hide projectiles BEHIND the picture squares that you can pick up (you can shoot them too but sometimes scooting over to grab one is the only viable option).
I couldn’t even get to any of the nudity but it can’t be worth this hell, even for the horniest of teenage boys in the darkest depths of the pre-internet 1980s.
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