Original Release: Super Pig, 1988, Famicom Disk
Battle it out with the scandalous Emi in a prolonged rock-paper-scissors game with your dignity on the line
Moero Yakyuuken (NES, Super Pig, 1988)
Where to Buy: eBay
How to Emulate: coming soon!
Review by: Master-B
Take on the idoru-ish Emi in the most rigged game of rock-paper-scissors ever, in the hopes of getting her topless.
It’s not strict Hoyle rules of rock-paper-scissors here, as Emi just constantly flashes gang signs at you and you have seemingly unlimited time to try to drop the right janken on her at the right moment. However, she soon starts twitching between signs so fast that it’s really difficult to time your strikes right. You have a tolerance of 10 undies before you’re defeated.
That by itself would make it plenty challenging, but Emi has some other carny nonsense up her leggings. A “draw” actually favors her, as she takes the opportunity to put some clothes back on. And when you’ve got her down to the skivvies and are about to achieve total victory, these little Bubble Bobble assholes run out and white knight her with censor bars, you have to defeat them in three extra rounds to run them off. (kinda funny but also irritating)
When you finally win (probably with save scumming), she says something about “look for the secret options.” I wasn’t about to do a deep dive into the game to figure this out, but fortunately this wiki explains that it’s a secret code to be entered that just shows a hidden pic of some other girl bending over and exhorting you to support Super Pig in all their endeavors.
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