Original Release: Sexxy Software, 1993, PC
A Pipe Dreams knockoff with odd rules, but in keeping with Sexxy Software’s design style of hammering their animated GIF collection into odd places
Pornpipe (PC, Sexxy Software, 1993)
Where to Buy: eBay
How to Emulate: MS-DOS Emulation Guide
Review by: Master-B
Pornpipe sends you straight into the action when you fire it up without any explanation of its twists and turns, so my first assumption was the goal was to deliver the coom to a strategic place on the nekkid young lady and then you’d get some appropriate video reward for it … it turns out that was too much of an expectation for early 90s adult gaming.
As it works out the girl is a red herring, she’s just window dressing, the goal is to either build as long a pipe as possible (as a low frame count video slowly reveals itself to you in the bottom corner) or reach an Exit Head that may or may not appear at the side of the board (not sure why this is flaky, maybe depends on the randomized starting position of the bollocks).
Once you figure out the odd rules it’s actually not a bad little puzzler, pretty much a competent Pipe Dreams knockoff. The big trick is that you can overlay any previously placed pipe segment with a new piece, so you can just endlessly dump useless pieces in a corner, which makes the game kinda easy if you aren’t drunk or high.
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