Original Release: Coresoft, 1995, PC
Janky, juvenile FPS that is at least interestingly trippy if nothing else
Immoral Cumbat (PC, Coresoft, 1995)
Where to Buy: Abandonware/freeware, download at MyAbandonware
How to Emulate: MS-DOS Emulation Guide
Review by: Master-B
You release a game called “Immoral Cumbat” and it’s not a fighting game? I demand my $0 back.
Indeed, Immoral Cumbat is a Wolfenstein 3D-tier shooter (despite being published in 1995, which was more like Doom 2 territory). Just with all sorts of its own little hinks and quirks. Why is it in black and white (with periodic bursts of psychedelic color)? Why are you being attacked by giant dongs and boobs? Why is your only means of defending yourself fapping at them?
This isn’t really a sex game as much as having the vibe of little boys that just discovered private parts doing gross doodles. You prowl through rooms fending off the hostile intent of giant hopping peckers and floating milk-shooting tits, unfortunately without the ability to strafe and with an annoying jack-it-to-fire system to your lone weapon (you have to hold down CTRL for a little bit to unleash one instead of just tapping it, and it’s kinda unpredictable when it will belt off). Some of the defeated enemies drop coins, apparently needed to open pathways at certain points, or upgrades to your weapon.
For my personal experience playing (via DOSBox), the scrolling was so choppy it made the game really difficult to play. The lone video of it available online seems to have smoother scrolling, but as to how to make that happen I couldn’t tell you; no one seems to care about the game enough to publish any kind of documentation on it, not even the company that published it!
With the choppy scrolling and no ability to strafe, I just died a bunch of times after getting not more than a few screens in (which sends you to the void to be laughed at by Apu Apustaja, then back to the very beginning). A comment from the developer on the lone video of the game on YouTube indicates that the finale is some sort of video slot machine that you need to collect all these random coins for, but good luck getting to it.
Links
Creator’s YouTube (apparently?)
There is a legit developer called Coresoft, I don’t think it’s the same people though
Videos