Original Release: Sang Ho Software, 1992, Arcade Bringin the sexy boom with … uh … sliding tile puzzles? Sexy Boom (Arcade, Sang Ho, 1992) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: Arcade Emulation Guide I admit I have strong personal bias against “sliding tile” puzzle games, but I still maintain this might be the most unfun…
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POLYMORPHUS PERVERSITY
Original Release: Calunio, 2011, PC A romp through a Dante-esque sex hell in that inimitable RPG Maker 2003 style Polymorphus Perversity (PC, Calunio, 2011) Where to Buy: Freeware (donations requested) Created by an actual psychologist (and the designer of Marvel Brothel), Polymorphus Perversity opens with a bit about being based on Freudian theories of child…
YAKYUUKEN II: GALS DUNGEON
Original Release: Super Pig, 1989, Famicom Disk Though maybe not immediately apparent, this is the sequel to Moero Yakyuuken and it adds a rudimentary dungeon crawl to that game’s rock-paper-scissors battles Yakyuuken II: Gals Dungeon (NES, Super Pig, 1989) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: coming soon! We’ve looked at Moero Yakyuuken before, a strange…
SAILOR FUKU BISHOUJO ZUKAN
Original Release: Mimi, 1989, Famicom Disk Egads! Professional sailor women in compromising positions??? A salaryman scrambles up ladders and dodges falling garbage to satisfy his desires Sailor Fuku Bishoujo Zukan (NES, Mimi, 1989) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: coming soon! We’ve seen bootleggers strip-ify nearly every sort of game on the Famicom … this…
SEXY INVADERS
Original Release: Super Pig, 1990, Famicom Disk Wait, we’re trying to STOP the Sexy Invaders? Sexy Invaders (NES, Super Pig, 1990) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: coming soon! Probably Super Pig’s best work on the Famicom (or at least the best one I’ve run into yet), Sexy Invaders is exactly what the name would…
MOERO YAKYUUKEN
Original Release: Super Pig, 1988, Famicom Disk Battle it out with the scandalous Emi in a prolonged rock-paper-scissors game with your dignity on the line Moero Yakyuuken (NES, Super Pig, 1988) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: coming soon! Take on the idoru-ish Emi in the most rigged game of rock-paper-scissors ever, in the hopes…
RANCE QUEST
Original Release: AliceSoft, 2011, PCOther Releases: PC (English official release), 2021 aka Rance 8, aka the immediate sequel to Sengoku Rance (aka Rance 7), the “Rance Quest Magnum” version is the most recent and updated version and the one officially made available in English via MangaGamer Rance Quest Magnum (PC, AliceSoft, 2021) Where to Buy:…
TREASURE OF NADIA
Original Release: NLT Media, 2020, PCOther Releases: Android / iOS / Linux (2021) A throwback adventure-dating sim that has you combing a jungle island for treasure, and stands out with an abundance of professionally rendered artwork Treasure of Nadia (PC, NLT Media, 2020) Where to Buy: Free demo at Itch.io, full (paid) version available from…
KOBAYASHI HITOMI SHOCKING TENNIS
Original Release: Hacker International, 1988, NES An odd style of tennis that basically asks you to watch two playfields at once Kobayashi Hitomi Shocking Tennis (Famicom, Hacker International, 1988) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: coming soon! The only thing really shocking about Ms. Hitomi’s tennis game is how awful the gameplay is. Hacker International’s…
KOBAYASHI HITOMI NO HOLD UP
Original Release: Hacker International, 1988, NES A wet T-shirt / clothing destruction game that plays by very weird rules Kobayashi Hitomi no Hold Up (Famicom, Hacker International, 1988) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: coming soon! My sight-unseen impression of Hacker International has always basically been the stereotypical smelly otakus in a basement on a…