Original Release: Hacker International, 1989, MSXOther Releases: Famicom Disk (1990) An extremely shitty sh’mup that tries to entice you with anime nudes Bishoujo Control (Famicom Disk, Hacker International, 1990) Where to Buy: ebayHow to Emulate: coming soon! You could make a strong case that this is the worst sh’mup ever made. The action is scrunched…
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BISHOUJO ALIEN
Original Release: Hacker International, 1990, NES Step into a horrifying alien dimension to play video poker for your life … if you wanna swear off casinos this might be your game Bishoujo Alien (Famicom Disk, Hacker International, 1990) Where to Buy: ebayHow to Emulate: coming soon! This is easily the weirdest f’n game of video…
AKI TO TSUKASA NO FUSHIGI NO KABE
Original Release: Superpig, 1988, Famicom Disk System Possibly the first 3D Breakout/Arkanoid derivative, it also just so happened to include naked anime girls. Aki to Tsukasa no Fushigi no Kabe (Famicom, 1988, Superpig) Where to Buy: ebayHow to Emulate: coming soon! If this game is remembered for anything it’s simply for being an unlicensed nudie…
HOT PINBALL
Original Release: Comad, 1995, Arcade You’ve seen peep show Qix, shooters, even volleyball … are you ready for strip show pinball? Hot Pinball (Arcade, Comad, 1995) Where to Buy: ebay, Arcade-Museum How to Emulate: coming soon! Creative arcade smut peddler Comad tries their hand at a strip-off pinball title with Hot Pinball, and while the…
BIG TWIN
Original Release: Playmark, 1995, Arcade A “falling blocks” title with the unique spin of dragging the blocks around rather than steering them into place … also gratuitous nekkid ladies on one side of the screen Big Twin (Arcade, Playmark, 1995) Where to Buy: ebay How to Emulate: coming soon! An interesting variant on the Puyo…
SEXXCAPADES
Original Release: Sexxy Software, 1991, PC A simplistic but reasonably well-executed (for 1991) adult “virtual board game” that throws in some gratuitous hardcore GIF loops Sexxcapades (PC, Sexxy Software, 1991) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: MS-DOS Emulation Guide This goofy little digital board game is basically Truth Or Dare meets Monopoly. You’ll need…
SENGOKU RANCE
Original Release: AliceSoft, 2006, PCOther Releases: PC (2019) Sengoku Rance returns to the turn-based strategy style of Kichikuou Rance, this time zooming in to take place in the glorious land of JAPAN Sengoku Rance (PC, MangaGamer, 2019) Where to Buy: MangaGamer I first got into the Rance series by way of my enthusiasm for Suikoden,…
SEXY POKER
Original Release: Mobile, 2004, GameloftOther Releases: Wii (2009) A strip poker game from the pre-smartphone era that somehow snuck onto the Wii, the Nintendo-approved version gets fairly saucy but stops short of actual nudity. Sexy Poker (Wii, Gameloft, 2009) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: Coming soon! Get ready to pull out your dongle and…
RANCE VI
Original Release: AliceSoft, PC, 2004Other Releases: PC uncensored re-release (2016) Rance 6 returns to a more straightforward RPG format, this time a dungeon crawl, but one that has a few unique twists Rance VI (PC, AliceSoft/MangaGamer, 2016) Where to Buy: MangaGamer You might see Rance 6 recommended around as an entry point to the series,…
WITCH TRAINER
Original Release: Akabur, 2015, PCOther Releases: Android (2017) Akabur’s “trainer” series, last seen in Agrabah, jumps to the wizarding world but unfortunately seems to forget to finish the game. Witch Trainer (PC, Akabur, 2015) Where to Buy: Freeware (offical site @ itch.io) How to Emulate: Android Emulation Guide Akabur’s follow-up to Princess Trainer continues with…