Original Release: Ent Ent Ltd, 1983, Arcade A maze-chase game that adds interactive sex scenes and occasional side scrolling levels to spice things up. Swinging Singles (Arcade, Ent Ent, 1983) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: Arcade Emulation Guide Swinging Singles starts out as pretty much a Lock N’ Chase knockoff, just swap out…
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THE PHANTOM PENIS
Original Release: Pornholio, 2000(?), Flash A short and barely interactive Star Wars porn parody, but a real trip down memory lane if you remember the wild Newgrounds days of the millennium The Phantom Penis (Flash, Pornholio, 2000(?)) Where to Buy: Free download (swfchan): Part 1 Part 2 How to Emulate: Flash Emulation Guide Coming to…
X-MAN
Original Release: Universal Gamex, 1983, Atari 2600 Quite possibly the first graphical simulated sex in a video game, with a simplistic maze chase and platformer required to get to it. X-Man (Atari 2600, Universal Gamex, 1983) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: coming soon! X-Man is technically a maze-chase, but with a weird structure…
X-TREK: A NIGHT WITH TROI
Original Release: Xia Liu Bei, PC, 2020 A revival of the ancient Troi-seducing text adventure game, this modern remake adds still graphics with 3D models and a bit more prelude of wandering about the ship X-Trek: A Night With Troi (PC, Xia Liu Bei, 2020) Where to Buy: Freeware, download here (Itch.io) The original A…
THE QUEEN OF FIGHTERS
Original Release: Daniel from Argentina, 2003, PC This fan-made MUGEN creation dumps together scads of 2D female fighters and strips some of them of their undergarments. The Queen of Fighters (PC, Daniel from Argentina, 2005) Where to Buy: Freeware (MUGEN Archive) Sporting some 100 characters, this MUGEN title gives you a loosey-goosey brawlfest between the…
PEEK-A-BOO POKER
Original Release: Panesian, 1990, NES The strip poker games common to computers of the late 80s/early 90s get a (unauthorized) NES representative with this title from pixel smut peddlers Hacker International/Panesian Peek-A-Boo Poker (NES, Panesian, 1990) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: coming soon! As strip poker games go, Panesian’s Peek-A-Boo is actually one…
PLUMBERS DON’T WEAR TIES
Original Release: United Pixtures, 1993, PCOther Releases: 3D0 (1994) Hunky plumber and sexy model must be guided to their destiny in Choose Your Own Adventure style. Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties (PC, United Pixtures, 1993) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: MS-DOS Emulation Page Setting aside the anomalies of the 80s, the “early CD-ROM” gaming era…
LULA PINBALL
Original Release: CDV, 1999, PC (aka Lula Flipper) A somewhat half-hearted pinball game churned out to take advantage of late 90s interest in the Lula adult game franchise (in Europe at least). Lula Pinball (PC, CDV, 1999) Where to Buy: eBay This isn’t so much a review as a warning that though this game will…
XTET
Original Release: Noviy Disk, 1997, PC While the Russian adventure game this came from remained an extreme obscurity, the mini-game Xtet was briefly an internet sensation. Xtet (PC, Noviy Disk, 1997) Where to Buy: Freeware – download at Archive.org It’s funny how the times change, if you live long enough to see them. From the…
DIVINE SEALING
Original Release: Studio Fazzy, 1991, Sega Genesis A rather low-budget vertical sh’mup that tried to sell itself on nudie pics in between levels. Divine Sealing (Genesis, Studio Fazzy, 1991) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: coming soon! Divine Sealing is a basic sh’mup with strip-off pics in between levels. It also has a surprising…