Original Release: Games Express, 1994, PC Engine CD As best I can tell, this is subtitled “The Four Kyuma Sisters” after its theme of playing pachinko to convince four warrior girls to show you their goodies CD Bishojo Pachinko (PC Engine CD, Games Express, 1994) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: PC Engine CD…
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GUERIERRE LYEWARD
Original Release: Tokuma Shoten, 1990, Sharp X68000 A pretty bad belt-scrolling brawler with lesbian domination and ryona elements Guerriere Lyeward (Sharp X68000, Tokuma Shoten, 1990) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: Sharp X68000 Emulation Guide The obvious comparison for Guerriere Lyeward is Kung Fu Master, but I really think the developers were shooting for…
DR. BOBS
Original Release: Vidavoxel, 2021, PC/Mac/Linux Hello this is Dr. Bobs please send picture of your pussy and $100 iTune gift card to vikram.rashad for make appointment Dr. Bobs (PC, Vidavoxel, 2021) Where to Buy: Freeware (donation requested) It’s pretty obvious at first glance what game Dr. Bobs is a knockoff of, but the twist here…
SHINOBI HARLOT
Original Release: Searoad, 2021, PC/Android An extremely simple strategy/resource management game that challenges you to expand your stock of captive ninja women Shinobi Harlot (PC, Searoad, 2021) Where to Buy: Freeware ($2 donation requested) Shinobi Harlot is basically ninja girl Tamagotchi, but fortunately no picking up poop or feeding them, instead you handle the basic…
SURVIVE!
Original Release: LAGS, 2020, PC/Mac/Android Can you guide five(ish) foxy chicks through the alien invasion apocalypse? SurVive! (PC, LAGS, 2020) Where to Buy: Itch.io (free demo available) SurVive! is like a time management Red Dawn, except the invaders are some sort of aliens and you’re managing a sort of Fox Force Five of horny women….
CADILLACS & DINOWHORES
Original Release: David Mills, 2023, PC/Mac Roam an open world collecting dino pelts with the help of heavily armed hookers Cadillacs & Dinowhores (PC, David Mills, 2023) Where to Buy: Freeware (download at itch.io) Cadillacs & Dinosaurs is an obscure cult comic from the 80s and 90s that had a moment in the sun during…
TIME STRIPPER MAKO-CHAN
Original Release: Foster, 1996, PC-98/FM TownsOther Releases: PC (1997) A short visual novel, but one that boasts a number of paths and hidden scenes Time Stripper Mako-Chan (PC, Foster, 1997) Where to Buy: Abandonware – play online at the Asenheim Project How to Emulate: DOS Emulation Guide This 1997 visual novel is distinctive in that…
SEX GAMES
Original Release: Landisoft, 1985, Commodore 64 One of the earliest “sex simulators” available to curious young lads, the art didn’t do much but it did teach a little something about rhythm Sex Games (C64, Landisoft, 1985) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: coming soon! Just like Bin Laden in a Blender, you can’t get mad…
UNTOUCHABLE
Original Release: Dynax, 1987, Arcade It’s a bra-and-panties video poker match! A tame strip video poker game with good production values (well, except the sound). Untouchable (Arcade, Dynax, 1987) Where to Buy: KLOV How to Emulate: Arcade Emulation Guide Dynax is a publisher mostly known for mahjong games, so this one had one of those…
TOUCHE ME
Original Release: Mondial, 1990(?), Arcade Help NOT ROGER RABBIT paint the town and maybe get a peek at his girlfriend’s boobs in this brutal maze chase title Touche Me (Arcade, Mondial, 1990) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: Arcade Emulation Guide This odd conceptual rip of the obscure early 80s game Make Trax/Crush Roller opens…