Original Release: Playmark, 1993, Arcade Dr. Tomy (Arcade, Playmark, 1993) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: Arcade Emulation Guide This is actually a pretty fun Dr. Mario knockoff with some unique twists, such as a rogue virus gradually scaling the playfield and eventually jumping into the mix to reshuffle the positions of all remaining virus…
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BRIDE OF THE ROBOT
Original Release: Free Spirit, 1989, Amiga / Atari ST The third Brad Stallion adventure follows in the mold of the previous games: short, cheap and with minor titillation that looks like it was stolen from pinup magazines Bride of the Robot (Amiga, Free Spirit, 1989) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: coming soon! The third…
REAL BREAK BILLIARDS ACADEMY
Original Release: Nakanihon, 1998, Arcade A Side Pocket clone that adds some gals undressing for your enjoyment Real Break Billiards Academy (Arcade, Nakanihon, 1998) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: Arcade Emulation Guide One of those odd strip-off arcade games that somehow made it from Glorious Nippon to Europe, Real Break is actually a…
BOMB X
Original Release: Mediagogo, PC/Amiga/Atari ST, 1993 A juvenile take on Bomberman that’s bogged down by weird and non-intuitive rules Bomb X (PC, Mediagogo, 1993) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: MS-DOS Emulation Guide This weird French game stars a team of dong cannons and is essentially a Bomberman-like maze chase, but it operates on…
SEXTIMATES
Original Release: Actionworks, 1989, Amiga An odd trivia game for couples that focuses on relationship and sex questions Sextimates (Amiga, 1989, Actionworks) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: Amiga Emulation Guide An oddball “adult” trivia game that hits you with a barrage of relationship- and sex-themed questions, seemingly somewhat biased to 1950s-1970s US cultural knowledge…
15 MOVE HOLE PUZZLE
Original Release: DEMONsoft, 1993, PC Seemingly the lone title for Russia-based DEMONsoft, the classic “15 puzzle” is spiced up by covering nekkid ladies 15 Move Hole Puzzle (PC, DEMONsoft, 1993) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: MS-DOS Emulation Guide You got a lotta holes in the air as of late. It started with incels…
QUEEN OF DUELISTS GAIDEN ALPHA+
Original Release: Agumix, 1994, Sharp X68000 Following on from the prior Queen of Duelist, this Sharp sequel adds nicer graphics, smoother fighting action, and more moves Queen of Duelists Gaiden Alpha+ (Sharp X68000, Agumix, 1994) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: Sharp X68000 Emulation Guide This title is the follow-up to a much simpler prequel…
GIRLFRIEND TRACY
Original Release: AIVR, 1995, PC Possibly the world’s first graphics-supported “virtual girl” chatbot, Girlfriend Tracy is simple and limited but ambitious for its time Girlfriend Tracy (PC, AIVR, 1995) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: MS-DOS Emulation Guide “Predictive language” and “language learning model” AI experiments go back farther than most people realize, and…
AV VIDEO POKER
Original Release: Games Express, 1992, Turbografx Straight-up video poker with naked ladies as a reward AV Video Poker: World Gambler (Turbografx, Games Express, 1992) Where to Buy: eBayHow to Emulate: coming soon! From the makers of assorted PC Engine smut titles comes this video poker game, but the presence of smut is not immediately obvious….
PENTHOUSE: ELECTRIC JIGSAW
Original Release: Merit, 1991, PC The nekkid ladies of early 90s Penthouse are broken up into your choice of puzzle pieces Penthouse: Electric Jigsaw (PC, Merit, 1991) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: MS-DOS Emulation Guide Penthouse: Electric Jigsaw is kinda ingenious from a marketing perspective, it’s composed in at least a potentially modular…