Original Release: Magic Bytes, Amiga, 1992Other Releases: PC (1993) Part of a Europe-only series of games for the Penthouse magazine brand, Hot Numbers is a variant of a decent forgotten PC puzzle game that’s actually not too bad to play Penthouse: Hot Numbers (PC, Magic Bytes, 1993) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: MS-DOS…
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THE RETURN OF LADY FROG
Original Release: Microhard, 1993, Arcade A run-and-gun “uncover the picture” game from a notorious bootlegger The Return of Lady Frog (Arcade, Microhard, 1993) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: Arcade Emulation Guide The Return of Lady Frog appears to be a riff on Galeco’s “Splash!”, which we covered here recently … same general format…
MADAME FIFI’S WHOREHOUSE II
Original Release: DavisWARE, 1989, PC Madame Fifi is in trouble and it’s up to you, I guess as Marshall Dillon (well maybe Inspector Clouseau), to save the day! Madame Fifi’s Whorehouse II (PC, DavisWARE, 1989) Where to Buy: Abandonware, download at DOS Gamer How to Emulate: MS-DOS Emulation Guide “Oh no, it’s a sequel to…
MAGIX
Original Release: Yunsung, 1995, Arcade Quite possibly a bootleg of Atari’s arcade Tetris release, Magix adds low-res nekkid ladies to the mix Magix (Arcade, 1995, Yunsung) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: Arcade Emulation Guide A Tetris knockoff that offers two-player action but can also be played solo. I guess you’re just competing for…
BATTLE RAPER
Original Release: Illusion Soft, 2002, PC Illusion Soft ventures into the 3D fighting world, one-upping cheesecake fests such as Dead Or Alive and Soul Calibur with clothing damage and forcible fondlings Battle Raper (PC, Illusion Soft, 2002) Where to Buy: eBay Illusion Soft had already published a number of 3D “sex sim” games when Battle…
SIM: DAY AND NIGHT
Original Release: Silverburst, 2003, Flash A fondly-remembered “dating sim” from Newgrounds with a little saucy action, SIM is still alive and kicking after two decades SIM: Day and Night (Flash, Silverburst, 2003) Where to Buy: Freeware – play online at Newgrounds (18+ login required) How to Emulate: Flash Emulation Guide For young lads first venturing…
QUEST FOR ORGY
Original Release: Xierra, PC, 2004 A short parody game in the manner of Quest For Glory 4.5 (orgy apparently sold separately) Quest For Orgy (PC, Xierra, 2004) Where to Buy: Freeware (dowload at itch.io) I don’t know what it is about QFG1 VGA, but your amateur adventure game makers of the early 2000s sure seemed…
DISCO BOY
Original Release: Soft Art, 1993, Arcade I think this is the backstory to that French movie Disco Boy (Arcade, Soft Art, 1993) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: Arcade Emulation Guide You can say one thing for Disco Boy, it’s definitely unique, to the point it’s kinda hard to describe. The title screen that…
JO GUEST IN THE MILK ROUND
Original Release: Interactive Girls Club / 1994 / PC Another of the “Interactive Girls” halfhearted dating sims, this one looks promising at first but ultimately has even less gameplay than usual Jo Guest in the Milk Round (PC, Interactive Girls Club, 1994) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: MS-DOS Emulation Guide Another entry in…
SUPER PINBALL ACTION
Original Release: Tecmo, 1991, Arcade Tecmo revisits an earlier (obscure) arcade pinball title and tries to wring some more life out of it with nudie pics Super Pinball Action (Arcade, Tecmo, 1991) Where to Buy: eBay How to Emulate: Arcade Emulation Guide Tecmo occasionally dabbled in the flesh trades with its arcade output from the…