12 / 31 / 2021
Finally getting to Sengoku Rance about three years after starting this series … and it is arguably the best “adult” game on the market.
That’ll also cap off an annoying 2021, here’s to better times in the new year!
12 / 10 / 2021
Wii would like to play … after dark, that is! Sexy Poker slipped through Nintendo’s defenses, though the WiiWare version keeps it strictly PG-13 whereas the phone title it was based on went full nekkit (and had different art) … still kinda spicy for Nintendo though.
11 / 21 / 2021
Rance 6 doesn’t get back to the depth and style of Kichikuou Rance, but it does dump the weird system of Rance 5D in favor of a more standard dungeon crawler that adds a couple of interesting new mechanics. It’s a pretty neat little RPG, and now it’s finally time to crack into Sengoku Rance!
11 / 11 / 2021
Witch Trainer is the follow-up to Princess Trainer, previously covered here; this one is a very similar girl-raising game, but think Harry Potter instead of Aladdin (aged up to legal status don’t worry), and unfortunately seemingly unfinished/abandoned. Outside of the art it isn’t really up to the design quality standard of its prequel.
10 / 27 / 2021
Swinging Singles … is this what the swinging life is all about? I must be more naïve than I imagined. Join us today to explore this dangerous world of mazes, giant spiders and gallons of ooze.
10 / 14 / 2021
… Do you remembah a time when the internet was wild and free, unshackled by the whims of blue-haired mentally ill monsters and corporate interference? Plumflower.site remembahs … The Phantom Penis! Now, if you were around circa 2000 you may not remembah this particular game, but you will remembah the spirit of the times that it invokes.
10 / 8 / 2021
When it comes to Atari 2600 smut, Playaround/Mystique get all the attention with Custer’s Revenge and whatnot … X-Man seems to have flown below the radar even though it’s the only one of the bunch that offers full-screen flagrante delicto. Not only that, I’m fairly certain it was the first graphical sex simulation in gaming ever, definitely the first one on a console.
9 / 28 / 2021
Counselor Troi must deal with prying eyes into her sex life again with X-Trek: A Night With Troi, a recent graphical update of the ’90s text adventure (which we’ve already covered here).
9 / 18 / 2021
THE QUEEN OF FIGHTOS! You’d expect someone to be all over this idea, and indeed it appears to have been covered some 15 years or so ago. Anyway, The Queen of Fighters.
8 / 10 / 2021
Another of the limited suite of pixel peepshow games for the NES today, this time Peek-A-Boo Poker … which actually plays a limited but somewhat entertaining game of draw poker.
7 / 5 / 2021
The bar for “adult games” was pretty low back in the early ’90s, just getting some still digitized images of a nekkid lady in there was considered worthy of a retail product. Case in point: Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties, which barely qualifies as a game. It’s maybe worth a look just for being so bizarre, though, and you can play it for free on YouTube now (of all places).
6 / 12 / 2021
We haven’t checked out any of the infamous Lula series yet … as it happens, the first entry we’re getting to is probably the most tame and boring one. Lula Pinball seems like it was just cranked out to capitalize on whatever window of popularity the series had.
5 / 22 / 2021
Xtet, the horniest of the Tetris variants from the good old days of the internet.
5 / 16 / 2021
The “strip-off between levels” shooter is not really an uncommon genre of adult game, but they were kinda rare on consoles due to Nintendo and Sega and et. al. generally frowning on the pixel titties. Some made it through the net, though, and Divine Sealing is one.
4 / 21 / 2021
If you’re under the age of 25 or so, you probably don’t remember a time in your life when you couldn’t immediately look something up on the internet. If you were a kid in the 90s or before, you lived in a time where you could stumble into some really weird movie or game or radio station or song or something out in the wild and then not be able to convince anyone at school that it actually existed. Everyone would treat you like Chunk making up some wild story. Anyway, I’m sure Bubble Bath Babes was one of those things for at least some kids in the early 90s. “THERE IS TOO A GAME ON NINTENDO WITH NAKED WOMEN!” “NUH UH BOBBY”
4 / 17 / 2021
Today we fire the Fruton torpedoes and order Counselor Troi to take off her clothes in A Night With Troi. This award-winning script was written by Harlan Ellison and won the Hugo for Best Doggystyle Scene in Zero Gravity.
4 / 6 / 2021
While we now think of Japan as the home of hentai, tentacles and various types of non-consensual cuddlings being published without anyone blinking an eye, it appears that was not always the case. 177 was apparently seminal in establishing this laissez-faire attitude when computer games were still new in the mid-80s; you’ll get why the government took a look at it just from the title screen.
3 / 31 / 2021
An expected branch for Sims knockoffs was “let’s add more explicit sex to the game and focus on that,” and Deep Silver rushed to be the first to fill that niche with Singles: Flirt Up Your Life. But while they added full nudity, they stopped short of getting too explicit with the nookie nookie (so as to stay on store shelves no doubt).
3 / 23 / 2021
The Last Sovereign would likely be more well-known as an impressively ambitious and complex indie RPG (with diplomacy and army management elements even) if it didn’t have the ol’ Haitch in spades … alas, it cooms and therefore is relegated to dingy corners of the internet such as this one.
2 / 12 / 2021
Waifu Force Assemble! Sunrider: Mask of Arcadius blends dating and erotic content with a hex-grid space strategy game somehow.
1 / 16 / 2021
Ah, BMX XXX, the game that drove the final nail in the coffin of Acclaim. The plan was to repurpose the Dave Mirra engine in a crude and lewd GTA world replete with strippers and nudity … well, the early 00s was a very different time, but not different enough that a bunch of major retailers were willing to carry the uncensored version. And that, as they say, was that for Acclaim.
1 / 4 / 2021
♫ Well all you gotta do is rub like so … ♫ oh hullo. Today’s update is Princess Trainer. Nintendo goes after any fan project with an Italian in a cap, but somehow Disney ignores this for six years?