12 / 28 / 2022
“Nooo babe, don’t come in I’m not ready to adventure yet! Gimme 10 more minutes!” … 45 minutes later we’re still waiting for her to emerge from the bathroom, so let’s read about the Sailor Fuku series and dungeon crawler with rock-paper-scissors elements Yakyuuken II: Gals Dungeon
12 / 22 / 2022
Remember when I said no more updates in 2022? I LIED! It was all a front so that Sexy Invaders could sneak attack. And at your holiday parties this year, consider spicing things up with a little strip rock-paper-scissors, as Moero Yakyuuken demonstrates.
12 / 4 / 2022
Started the year with it, (probably) ending the year with it. The further adventures of Rance with Rance Quest, the eight entry in the series and the last one available in English for the moment (MangaGamer is working on translating the final two).
7 / 25 / 2022
“In my restless dreams, I see that town … ” … wait wrong game? Well it’s no Lewd Hill but Treasure of Nadia is an unusually good-looking game for a low-budget indie smut production, we join the dorky son of a bootleg Indiana Jones as he cavorts about a tropical paradise stealing treasure by day and doing the Tube Site Boogie by night. The demo also recalls PC days of yore as it’s about half the game proper, or 15 hours-ish of playtime.
7 / 14 / 2022
Alright settle down and take your seats pervs, history lesson time! Hitomi Kobayashi is considered a seminal figure in the Japanese adult video industry as the days of buying and renting tapes for the home began to emerge in the early-mid 1980s … actually you can just read the Wikipedia page, I was just gonna copy from it anyway.
But what’s too hot for Wikipedia is our reviews of two Hacker International titles that licensed her for their twisted Famicom machinations in the late 80s: Kobayashi Hitomi no Hold Up, a weird water gun / battleship strip game, and Kobayashi Hitomi Shocking Tennis, which I assume is strip tennis but I can’t verify because I can’t win a match and apparently nobody else on the internet can either.
7 / 8 / 2022
I don’t know why I lined up all these Comad joints for myself, but at least they pumped out a genre-diverse lineup of arcade striptease games … today’s entry is Columns knockoff Zero Zone. And the second game of the Interactive Girls Club simplistic seduction series, Vida.
6 / 24 / 2022
Here’s some more games you didn’t see at Chuck E Cheese! Gals Panic S2 is part of an anime art branch of the Gals Panic series with some gameplay tweaks, and Gals Pinball is Comad’s follow-up to Hot Pinball.
6 / 3 / 2022
Apparently a former idol turned JAV performer made an 8-bit strip blackjack game? If you’re aren’t online enough to understand that, congratulations (but I’m confused as to how you wound up at this site). Anyway, Hayama Reiko no Date de Blackjack. Also, Funny Bubble, a very blatant bootleg of Puzz Loop that throws in some nekkid anime cuties as a value add.
5 / 22 / 2022
We must retvrn to when this was what pink and blue hair was all about. Anyway, apparently I was mistaken about that arcade game Hot Pinball being the first “adult” entry for the genre, Fairy Pinball precedes it. Though it’s also quite awful (but at least it’s not Hairy Pinball). On the other hand, The Golf: Bishoujo Classic is actually not that bad.
5 / 1 / 2022
Dragon Quest meets Ys meets the diligent inspection of princess buttocks in Bodycon Quest I, and then we got the wide-ranging Comic Sakka Senki series that hops from sh’mup to gambling to more stripping.
4 / 23 / 2022
All right, clearing out this Super Pig “Bishoujo” collection for Famicom Disk today with the remaining titles: Sexy Derby, Sexy Puzzle and Sexy Slot.
4 / 6 / 2022
“In his casino at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming” … oh hullo. Get ready for psychological scarring you could have never expected from video poker with Bishoujo Alien, then cleanse your palate with a crap little shoot-em-up called Bishoujo Control.
3 / 26 / 2022
Aki to Tsukasa no Fushigi no Kabe … this mouthful might actually be the first attempt at a 3D Breakout or Arkanoid type paddle game of any sort, but no one knows of it because it was unlicensed and threw in nekkid anime girls.
3 / 20 / 2022
“Take me to the carnival! OK GO!” We learn more of the eternal mysteries of women today with Hot Pinball, which comes from Korea-based arcade pimps Comad and is AFAIK the first crack at erotic pinball.
2 / 17 / 2022
Oddball Tetris variant Big Twin is kinda interesting, but very unbalanced … do you think Alexey Pajitnov ever pictured his creation going anywhere near this direction? Ah well.
2 / 4 / 2022
Invite up to eight people over, fire up DOSBox and get ready to swing, baby! Another entry for the adult board game section with Sexxcapades.