12 / 25 / 2023 🎅
Wonder Woman! What has brought you to this loooowly state?
I guess if you mash up Sex In The City and the DC Universe you wind up with Girls In The Big City? And Immoral Study makes the case for just letting AI teach your kids.
12 / 17 / 2023
“… when the valley’s hushed and white with snow … I’ll be here in sunshine or in shadow …
Oh Dandy Boy … “ oh hullo. Dandy Boy Adventures kinda jukes you out looking like Earthbound, but it’s more like open world True Love with action mini-games? It’s a unique one for sure, but has its ups and downs … still in development though, but the free version available has a big chunk of the game complete already.
12 / 9 / 2023
Hmm … I guess Eroico is kinda like if … instead of spinning to a juicy death in Castlevania: SotN, Alucard was taken advantage of by Merman and Slogra while he was down.
Well … maybe that’s not the best way to sell the game. But it has great sprite art and cuddly monster girls, along with surprisingly good swordy platformer gameplay that makes it worth a look.
11 / 23 / 2023
Gentlemen … prepare to see more butts. This turkey stuffing update features a couple of sequels, we wrap up the illustrious Seymour Butts series with the second entry, and then the remake Rance 02 (which has been added to the Rance 2 page).
11 / 14 / 2023
“Call out the mastabators … because there’s some-thing in the aiiir” … oh hullo. We got another one of these early CD-ROM games made by a big porn studio with The Interactive Adventures of Seymour Butts … it’s not overly interactive but it does meet the technical requirements. And a rare shot at a collectible card game with adult themes, TF Card Battle … you’d think this would be fertile ground but I guess coming up with a whole card system is too much work.
10 / 25 / 2023
Two weird old Windows 3.1 / 95 releases that miraculously still work off the disc on Win 10 with no problems … one more outing for German virtual porn star Lula with the Tamagotchi/life management sim Lula Inside, and then an assortment of major 90s porn actresses (and pre-#MeToo Ron Jeremy) take to the stars to find a better world in Asstroids.
10 / 20 / 2023
Regret your last chance! Pocket Gal demands hustler-level billiards precision for a peek at some naked ladies … by contrast, Lula 3D lets it all hang out as you’re installing the game and it all just gets more raunchy from there.
9 / 19 / 2023
Finally cracking into the Rance remakes with Rance 01 (added to Rance: Quest for Hikari)
9 / 2 / 2023
“Naughty jungle of love!” Dare you brave the heart of darkness with just a surfboard in Erotic Jungle? Actually a pretty chill and colorful place though, Biko 2 is the dark one of today’s entries, with some mop-headed Japanese NEET stalking every girl he makes some kind of incidental contact with.
8 / 17 / 2023
Today … popular video game franchises gone wild! The somehow even seedier side of Duke Nukem 3D with Abduction, and the utter humiliation and degradation of the girls of Telenet with Valis X.
8 / 7 / 2023
Capture girls by using joystick … why has no one thought of this before? 🤔 It’s been right in front of us since 1983 with Lover Boy, quite possibly the first adult arcade game ever made. And I think Le Declic might be the first adult Amiga game.
7 / 26 / 2023
Brazil’s #1 computer product export, Paradise Cafe … and the surprisingly fun Dr. Mario knockoff Dr. Tomy (he’s gonna make you feel awwwright)
7 / 20 / 2023
This update, PIZZA is gonna send out for YOU! … with Bride of the Robot, also competent stripshow pool game Real Break Billiards Academy
7 / 15 / 2023
I gotta be honest folks, they don’t all turn out to be winners. The most interesting thing I came across this session was that Napoleon’s penis has been passed around as a private collector’s item like a rare Charizard card for decades, is currently held by some family that has had it since the 1970s and is regularly offered hundreds of thousands of dollars for it, and that it looks like an expired Jack Link O_O.
As far as games go we got Sextimates, a rather tame trivia game, and Bomb X, a bizarre and not real fun maze chase type thing.
7 / 10 / 2023
Our first Sharp X68000 game on the site, this is Queen of Duelist Gaiden Alpha+ ⚡⚡! And 15 Move Hole Puzzle if you like sliding tile puzzles and naked Russian girls.
7 / 5 / 2023
VISUALSHOCK! SOUNDSHOCK! SPEEDSHOCK! NOW IS THE TIME TO THE X680000 GIRLFRIEND ON FIRE!!! … oh hullo. Is Girlfriend Tracy the first “virtual companion” chatbot with an AI learning module AND with graphics and/or nudity? I don’t have time for that level of research right now. I did have time for AV Video Poker since it’s a simple nudie casino game from the fine folks that brought you Strip Fighter 2.
6 / 27 / 2023
In the DOS days Penthouse did a couple of licensed games that were only released to the sophisticated European market … giving them a look today with Penthouse: Hot Numbers and Penthouse: Electric Jigsaw. And the triumphant Return of Lady Frog, I guess?
6 / 20 / 2023
What is it about Tetris that makes a man randy? The L-block? The rythmic undulations of “Korobeiniki”? Whatever the case, lotta Tetris pron flying around in the ’90s. Magix is a two-player arcade effort with some block types I haven’t seen in other variants, and if that gets you het up you can work off your steam at Madame Fifi’s Whorehouse II.
6 / 13 / 2023
When a young lad sets out in the world to make his mark of distinguishment and court the attention of women, he works hard to learn a trade, builds a professional reputation for savvy decisions, expands his wardrobe and living circumstances, and proves his manhood in an occasional scoliotic boxing match with ne’er-do-wells. That’s the path that SIM: Day and Night lays out, but for the brash and imprudent, they might try for quicker fortunes and cheaper thrills in the combat arena of Battle Raper.
6 / 8 / 2023
Disco Boy, the tragic tale of two soldiers pressed into foreign monster wars set to a pumpin Eurodance soundtrack. And Quest For Orgy, spiritual follow-up to Quest For Glory 4.5 by a different team of amateur pervs.
5 / 31 / 2023
More “Page 3” girls who are HOT and READY in YOUR AREA with Jo Guest in The Milk Round, and Tecmo being naughty in the early ’90s with Super Pinball Action.
5 / 17 / 2023
I gotta be honest, this is one of those updates where I haven’t had time for updates in a long time so I picked two quick arcade games off the list just to do something in a reasonable amount of time. And Zip & Zap definitely was not a hidden gem. Splash! (released in some countries as Painted Lady) isn’t terrible though, and from a developer that went on to fly straight and stop it with all the Male Gazing.
5 / 1 / 2023
Another more mellow and PG-13 update today, though you wouldn’t guess it from a title like Alien Rape Escape (rape sold separately). And 5X is a nudie-uncovering competitive puzzler, battle it out with Old Man Stauf for his Playboy hoard by playing the microscope puzzle against him!
4 / 22 / 2023
More early AliceSoft (sorta) adventuring with Gakuen Senki, and the forgotten two-player stripshow Elevator Action/Dig Dug title Pipi & Bibis (which was recently dug up somehow for a non-nude Switch release).
4 / 15 / 2023
Never thought I’d actually play the original Rance 2, as I didn’t think anyone would bother translating it with Rance 02 already available, but turns out the fan translator that does all the old 90s AliceSoft games snuck one out in 2020 … so here we are. Also, Hentai Puzzle 2005.
3 / 23 / 2023
Tim Sweeney picking up his 1992 award for Best Interactive Erotic Title … I guess it’ll be an eternal mystery as to whether he’s the same one that made SimuSex, for all we know it coulda been the Boston Bruins player, I dunno … also box pushing puzzle game Soko-Sex
2 / 23 / 2023
There comes a time for a man to take up a sword and claim his birthright, and that time is Quest for Glory 4.5 and Ronin: Spirit of the Sword.
2 / 12 / 2023
If you like the tids and you like Tetris, Topless Titris seems pretty serviceable. On the other hand, I don’t even know who Immoral Cumbat was meant for, but definitely not people expecting a porny Mortal Kombat knockoff.
1 / 29 / 2023
Play Girls was so exciting, we gotta check out the sequel … hey, it switched from Arkanoid to Galaga, exciting stuff. And to further prove that absolutely every game concept has been porn-ified in some obscure title you’ve never heard of before, we present to you Pornpipe the Pipe Dreams knockoff with animated GIFs.
1 / 20 / 2023
Today we have Play Girls, a rare non-nude entry (at least officially …) and Arkanoid clone, and Pleasure Island, a rare “activism” game that decided getting its message across was best served with softcore sex scenes.
1 / 12 / 2023
Here’s one that only 2000s kids will really understand … Flash classic Ganjuro Girl, animu lady seduction sim still chugging along on Newgrounds over 20 years later. And then there’s Hole Chaser which you would think would be a crude dating sim just from the name, but the holes in question are actually like wormholes or something? Anyway, there’s still sex, but some Venom alien gets all the action while you watch like a Cuck Chaser.
1 / 5 / 2023
Ready to explore the dark consequences and false paradise that flow from unfettered sexual id? Polymorphous Perversity is an interesting game along those lines, though it gets in its own way at times. If that’s all a little too heavy we also have arcade tile peeping game Sexy Boom.